Nihonryokō 3: Any Plan Where You Lose Your Hat is a Bad Plan
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When I got to Japan, I realized I'd forgotten to pack a hat (I usually take two, a pub cap and a Tilley). So my first order of business in Kyoto was to check into my hotel, buy a hat, and grab some supper.
The hotel room was wee, but perfectly serviceable, though it did take some finding since Google couldn't figure out the address. Using the hotel's name did the trick after I circled the block twice. Basically I had a double bed, a desk, TV, and a bathroom with a shower. Not the smallest place I've ever stayed (that would be in London), but close.
Then it was off to the closest shopping mall. Asia has these multi-story malls that I'm not used to (tallest in Calgary is four stories. Most are one or two). I walk in and start browsing. The goal was to get a hat that fit my massive noggin, that didn't look too touristy. But really, anything that kept the sun off would be OK.
I found an I ♥ Kyoto hat. Big logo, wrong colour, barely fit. But it was a hat. Since I was in the cheap tourist goods part of the store, I figured I could find a better hat somewhere else in the store. Two stories up, I found better hats. I got a nice, plain black hat that fit well and was in cadet style, which I prefer. Perfect. I put the other hat down and went to pay for it.
As I was leaving that floor, I realized that the whole building wasn't one store, it was multiple stores per level. I had accidentally shop lifted the hat from a store on one floor to a store on another.
Whoops.
I slinked out of there pretty fast after that. That hat (the one I bought legitimately) served me well, and lives in my biking backpack, for those times the bike is locked up and I don't want to wear my helmet.
After my brief criminal career, I went to Kyoto station (I discovered it's a legit tourist spot in its own right, and not just a transport hub). I found a place selling okonomiyaki and settled in at their bar, ordered, and waited.
A few minutes later, I noticed that a server was hovering right behind me on his phone. I was getting a little weirded out when he tapped me on the shoulder and showed me his phone. In Google Translate this was written: “Apologies, we accidentally added cheese to your order. Do you still want it?”
I gave a thumbs up and a nod. My cheese-enhanced okonomiyaki was delivered and it was delicious. On the way out I had written into my own translation device, “White people never say no to extra cheese”.
The next day was my first full day at a single location in Japan, and I was going to explore. I was up early because of the continued jet lag, so I took advantage of it to get somewhere that normally has a hojillion tourists, and avoid them. First thing on my agenda was to see cherry blossoms (it was sakura season in Japan, which to my limited experience is probably the best time to come). One of the recommended places for this was Tetsugaku No Michi, the Philosopher's Path. By coincidence, this was the exact time I'd normally be having my weekly “philosophy” meetings with friends (Wednesday morning in Japan being Tuesday evening in Cowtown).
On the train/bus to the start of the path, I realized I was the tallest person in the crowded train car. I decided that I was going to keep a running tab of my “am I tallest on this vehicle” score. Spoilers: I didn't get 100%, but I got damn close.

[The Philosopher's Path, During Cherry Blossom Season. Gorgeous]
The Philosopher's Path is a paved trail, going several kilometres alongside a canal. The canal is lined with cherry trees, and abuts a forest at several points. It is, otherwise, just a path through a very pretty residential neighbourhood. After the path, I headed to Gion, where all the geisha hang out. No pictures of that because taking pictures on (some) of the streets in Gion is forbidden. And I want to be a considerate tourist.

[You'll note this sign is not in Mandarin, or Korean, or Spanish]
While I was doing that, my fellow travellers, the farmers, decided to also tour Kyoto. Their host, Hideyo, offered guided tours, and rides from/to their space in Keihoku for a flat rate that was pretty reasonable. We decided to meet at Kodai-ji temple where I would join them for the rest of the day.
When I got there, I touched base with them to find they'd left without me and gone on to their next stop. I was pretty salty about that for the rest of the day, but after grabbing a cab, I got to the next stop, Nijo-jo Castle. To make up for ditching me, they bought my ticket to get inside the castle.
The castle is surrounded by a significant moat filled with very greedy fish, as well as high walls. Great place to hole up in a zombie apocalypse.

[One corner of the outer moat]

[Nijo castle inner grounds]

[The inner palace]
After a pleasant 90 minutes checking out Kyoto's main castle, we found a hole-in-the-wall Ramen shop where Hideyo knew the owner, and helped us order.
Post lunch we went to Ryonan-ji temple. We were all pretty bagged by this point, and the temple was on the side of a mountain (note, this describes most of Kyoto as the center is the flat spot between a bunch of mountains, and they've had a thousand years to build out).
The temple is known for two main things, both well worth seeing. 1) It's rock garden, 2) the 40 panels depicting the life of a dragon inside.

[The stairs to Ryoanji Temple]

[Zen Garden]

[One of many depictions of a dragon]
The temple also has a very beautiful (non-rock) exterior garden.
After this, Hideyo went above and beyond and dropped me off at my hotel before taking everyone back to Keihoku. For reference, this was equivalent to driving from UofC campus to downtown Calgary during rush hour, then turning around and going to Cremona. This was especially a sacrifice for T, who ended up in the very back so they could give me the shotgun seat.
That night, I wandered around Kyoto station, looking for a place to eat, finding a revolving sushi experience with a lot of weird-ass kinds of sushi I'd never had before. Flounder? Pretty good. Mackeral? I can get it here, but never got around to trying it. I dig it. Raw horse meat? Took about ten minutes of chewing to get it down. Not going to repeat that.
The hotel room was wee, but perfectly serviceable, though it did take some finding since Google couldn't figure out the address. Using the hotel's name did the trick after I circled the block twice. Basically I had a double bed, a desk, TV, and a bathroom with a shower. Not the smallest place I've ever stayed (that would be in London), but close.
Then it was off to the closest shopping mall. Asia has these multi-story malls that I'm not used to (tallest in Calgary is four stories. Most are one or two). I walk in and start browsing. The goal was to get a hat that fit my massive noggin, that didn't look too touristy. But really, anything that kept the sun off would be OK.
I found an I ♥ Kyoto hat. Big logo, wrong colour, barely fit. But it was a hat. Since I was in the cheap tourist goods part of the store, I figured I could find a better hat somewhere else in the store. Two stories up, I found better hats. I got a nice, plain black hat that fit well and was in cadet style, which I prefer. Perfect. I put the other hat down and went to pay for it.
As I was leaving that floor, I realized that the whole building wasn't one store, it was multiple stores per level. I had accidentally shop lifted the hat from a store on one floor to a store on another.
Whoops.
I slinked out of there pretty fast after that. That hat (the one I bought legitimately) served me well, and lives in my biking backpack, for those times the bike is locked up and I don't want to wear my helmet.
After my brief criminal career, I went to Kyoto station (I discovered it's a legit tourist spot in its own right, and not just a transport hub). I found a place selling okonomiyaki and settled in at their bar, ordered, and waited.
A few minutes later, I noticed that a server was hovering right behind me on his phone. I was getting a little weirded out when he tapped me on the shoulder and showed me his phone. In Google Translate this was written: “Apologies, we accidentally added cheese to your order. Do you still want it?”
I gave a thumbs up and a nod. My cheese-enhanced okonomiyaki was delivered and it was delicious. On the way out I had written into my own translation device, “White people never say no to extra cheese”.
The next day was my first full day at a single location in Japan, and I was going to explore. I was up early because of the continued jet lag, so I took advantage of it to get somewhere that normally has a hojillion tourists, and avoid them. First thing on my agenda was to see cherry blossoms (it was sakura season in Japan, which to my limited experience is probably the best time to come). One of the recommended places for this was Tetsugaku No Michi, the Philosopher's Path. By coincidence, this was the exact time I'd normally be having my weekly “philosophy” meetings with friends (Wednesday morning in Japan being Tuesday evening in Cowtown).
On the train/bus to the start of the path, I realized I was the tallest person in the crowded train car. I decided that I was going to keep a running tab of my “am I tallest on this vehicle” score. Spoilers: I didn't get 100%, but I got damn close.

[The Philosopher's Path, During Cherry Blossom Season. Gorgeous]
The Philosopher's Path is a paved trail, going several kilometres alongside a canal. The canal is lined with cherry trees, and abuts a forest at several points. It is, otherwise, just a path through a very pretty residential neighbourhood. After the path, I headed to Gion, where all the geisha hang out. No pictures of that because taking pictures on (some) of the streets in Gion is forbidden. And I want to be a considerate tourist.

[You'll note this sign is not in Mandarin, or Korean, or Spanish]
While I was doing that, my fellow travellers, the farmers, decided to also tour Kyoto. Their host, Hideyo, offered guided tours, and rides from/to their space in Keihoku for a flat rate that was pretty reasonable. We decided to meet at Kodai-ji temple where I would join them for the rest of the day.
When I got there, I touched base with them to find they'd left without me and gone on to their next stop. I was pretty salty about that for the rest of the day, but after grabbing a cab, I got to the next stop, Nijo-jo Castle. To make up for ditching me, they bought my ticket to get inside the castle.
The castle is surrounded by a significant moat filled with very greedy fish, as well as high walls. Great place to hole up in a zombie apocalypse.

[One corner of the outer moat]

[Nijo castle inner grounds]

[The inner palace]
After a pleasant 90 minutes checking out Kyoto's main castle, we found a hole-in-the-wall Ramen shop where Hideyo knew the owner, and helped us order.
Post lunch we went to Ryonan-ji temple. We were all pretty bagged by this point, and the temple was on the side of a mountain (note, this describes most of Kyoto as the center is the flat spot between a bunch of mountains, and they've had a thousand years to build out).
The temple is known for two main things, both well worth seeing. 1) It's rock garden, 2) the 40 panels depicting the life of a dragon inside.

[The stairs to Ryoanji Temple]

[Zen Garden]

[One of many depictions of a dragon]
The temple also has a very beautiful (non-rock) exterior garden.
After this, Hideyo went above and beyond and dropped me off at my hotel before taking everyone back to Keihoku. For reference, this was equivalent to driving from UofC campus to downtown Calgary during rush hour, then turning around and going to Cremona. This was especially a sacrifice for T, who ended up in the very back so they could give me the shotgun seat.
That night, I wandered around Kyoto station, looking for a place to eat, finding a revolving sushi experience with a lot of weird-ass kinds of sushi I'd never had before. Flounder? Pretty good. Mackeral? I can get it here, but never got around to trying it. I dig it. Raw horse meat? Took about ten minutes of chewing to get it down. Not going to repeat that.